Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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