then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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