I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
either way he was missing a nipple.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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