I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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