Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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