He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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