if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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