is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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