she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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