So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.