i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?