It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure