you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.