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  My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple

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• (949): View more from California

  we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.

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  23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed

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• (925): View more from California

  Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.

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• (510): View more from California

  It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.

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