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• (239): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (214): View more from Texas

  new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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• (631): View more from New York

  Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He's cheating on her.

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  Are you sure it wasn't her?

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.

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  That would explain all the random shit in my room...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.

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