i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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