Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My vagina is very pro this idea
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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