i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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