I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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