i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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