the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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