The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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