New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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