If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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