: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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