..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just cut my nipple shaving
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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