Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
They took my balls.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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