Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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