She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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