Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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