I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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