Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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