He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just want to make out with him forever
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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