I'm gonna have a badass scar
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
When did angry sex become our thing?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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