I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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