All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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