And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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