You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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