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• (205): View more from Alabama

  it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order

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• (209): View more from California

  Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  How drunk are you?

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  Completed.

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