it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How drunk are you?