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• (904): View more from Florida

  Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.

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  Wasn't he an English major?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...

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• (325): View more from Texas

  My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means

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• (516): View more from New York

  Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.

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