I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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