I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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