Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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