if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He passed out mid-signature
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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