Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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