A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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