I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
