Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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