OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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