i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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