bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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