Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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