Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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