Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.