roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.