Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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