walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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