Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
too bad you live with your parents still
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I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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