Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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