Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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